Joel

Captain, Sailing Manager, Engineer, Gunner

Monday, October 21st

3:02pm: After over a week waiting to hear back from the engine company on warranty service for the bad lifter, they said it's out of warranty cause it's been more than 6 months (I'm pretty sure it's been something like 6 months and 1 day at this point since they got that engine), so there wasn't really a whole lot of point in waiting for them anyway. The owner of ATC is out today, but he will be back in tomorrow, and then we can formulate a plan for fixing the lifter and finally getting moving.

Today has been quiet. The wifi at our hotel has been down cause apparently the phone company is doing some work on the lines, so haven't been able to get much done. Monkey has actually given me some peace and quiet, which has been nice, but I'm sure he'll rouse any minute. Last night, I had to turn the lights off and get in bed around 10pm just cause it was the only way to get him to understand it was quiet time.

1 day and a wake-up left in quarantine.

Update 3:12pm: Monkey has, in fact, woken up.

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Most dogs have fairly simple needs. Keep them well-stocked in food and water, give them a comfortable place to sleep, provide their daily allotment of walks and scritches, and they'll be happy. Coonhounds on the other hand have an entire Maslow's hierarchy. It's sometimes difficult to tell the difference between the bark meaning “I'm hungry” or “I have to pee,” and the one meaning “I'm suffering from spiritual emptiness due to feeling like my life lacks purpose.”

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Tuesday, October 22nd

So it seems the Dimetrodon's engine has a bad lifter. It was probably a bad part from the beginning—this is the second engine we got from this company after the first was defective—but this was not apparent until after they'd run it for a bit, and now it's developed a bad tick. ATC are very generously doing the repair on it out of their own pocket since it's now past its 6 month warranty. They will have to tear it open and put in a new lifter, maybe new cams. That means probably at least another week's delay.

Monkey is being quiet today, and now on the penultimate day of our quarantine, I need to figure out our next move. I'd figured the remaining repairs couldn't possibly outlast the quarantine, but I guess I was wrong. It might be nice to move to a nicer hotel while this is going on. Looks like we're going into November now. Still need to figure out how the DMV is going to work as well. And towing my Jeep. So much fun.

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In lieu of dealing with the expanse and hassle of staying at a hotel with dogs, we have decided to go find a campground to stay at for the next week. There are a couple of nice ones within a 40 minute drive of here that haven't quite closed down for the winter. This time of winter, most of their campsites are walk-up only. There are a few we could reserve, but they're not as nice. Going in the middle of the week, we shouldn't have any problem finding a nice open walk-up site with electrical hookups and a nearby bathroom. That and #starlink internet are all we really need.

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Update 6:53pm: I spoke too soon about Monkey. He has had gratuitous amounts of energy today. His rests have been very brief, and for most of the day he's started barking at me if I so much as look at my computer screen for longer than it takes to write a log entry. I've taken him on multiple very long walks—which hasn't been easy cause a couple of people with dogs and kids have moved in and been hanging out outside a lot, and Monkey freaks out when he sees either—hoping that these would wear him out, and they have for brief periods, but he soon wakes up and gets very loud and high-pitched if I stop giving him my undivided attention and playing ball with him. Just have to get through tonight. Tomorrow, we can head out and take them all over to the campground, and I think that will be a much better environment for Monkey, and I will have less to worry about with the dogs making a mess or breaking things or upsetting the neighbors. Tomorrow will be a good day.

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Never say things can't get any worse. Until the sun has run out of hydrogen and swelled and swallowed up the earth, and then it and all the other stars in the universe have collapsed into black dwarves and all matter in the universe has decayed away and the universe itself has undergone complete and total heat death, things can always get worse.

#OptimisticThoughtOfTheMorning

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Electricity electricity everywhere and not a spark to charge.

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Wednesday, October 23rd

Today was a good day. Mostly. It started with getting up and getting all my stuff packed and out to the Jeep, which was pretty uneventful. It was a bit of fun handling Monkey and crates full of stuff at the same time, but I managed somehow. One of the front desk ladies said hi to Monkey, and even though he was barking at her, she understand it was just cause he was a puppy, and in an unfamiliar situation, which made me feel a bit better about all of the drama I'm sure Monkey's been causing them over the last 9 days.

@deilann@tech.lgbt has had to deal with Molly having diarrhea all over his room and then tracking it everywhere, and he cleaned it up as best he could. We still got hit with a \$250 cleaning fee from WoodSpring, but that's a lot less than the AirBnB hosts have been charging us. Even with that and the $200 pet fee we already paid, it was not a bad price for 9 nights in 2 rooms.

I brought Monkey up to @deilann@tech.lgbt's room to reunite them before heading downstairs. Monkey and Spider were very happy to see each other and had to get in a reunion wrestling match before we could do anything else. Molly was hiding under the bed and went a little further under the bed. I took them all downstairs and they had a lot of fun running around for a bit. As I was loading up the Jeep, I called in our animal control officer to wrap up Monkey's quarantine.

Our animal control officer, who I will not name, was super-friendly and understanding, and told us off the record how very sorry she was that our first experience in Ankeny had us dealing with some of the most entitled assholes on the planet (that's a paraphrase, but not by much). The local police are obviously very used to dealing with these people and understood that it wasn't really any fault of ours that we got sucked into this mess. The lady who owned the little tiny toy breed puppy that she brought into the big dog park last week has apparently been making all sorts of posts on social media about us pushing her narrative about how her dog was attacked and how they need to add better security to the dog park and on and on. The cops had to have a talk with her about what was appropriate to say about other people on social media cause she'd put up a description of our car and asked her friends to help track us down. Anyway, it's done with now and hopefully this is the last we'll hear about it.

After we got out of the hotel, we went to Fleet Farm to pick up camping supplies. We have camping supplies already, but there are all elsewhere, so I had to get new everything. I got us a nice big tent and some good warm sleeping bags, fishing poles, fishing licenses, warm socks, and a nice 25 foot long extension cord, which should be plenty long enough. There were 50 foot cords as well, but I thought that would be ridiculous, too much storage, and more than we need when 25 should be plenty. It seems to be impossible to find an extension cord with a standard NEMA 5-15 plug that is rated for more than 15 amps, or to find a NEMA 5-20 extension cord. I know the 5-15 is only supposed to go up to 15 amps, but there are plenty on them on 20 amp breakers, including the one on our campsite. There must have been 50 different brands of extension cords there and not one rated more than 15 amps. I hope this will not cause any problems.

There were about 5 billion different choices for fishing poles and lures and bait and line, so I hope I got good ones. I needed to get something small that we could fit in the back of the Jeep with everything else, so I ended up getting some ones meant for ice fishing. The look kind of flimsy, but hopefully they'll be fine for the fish in the river here. Leo says we shouldn't have to worry about buying food cause he can fish and catch us dinner.

We got to the campsite at Elk Rock at about 4pm, and this was what greeted us at the entrance:

Attention Campers: As of Monday October 21st 2024 The shower buildings are closed for the season. The water has been turned off and drained. The electricity has been turned off. The shower buildings will be re-opened approximately April 20th 2025.

So they just turned off the electricity and water. Two days ago. We looked online for other parks that might still have their facilities turned on, or at least didn't explicitly say on their websites that they had been turned off, but the only ones we could find were reservation-only and all of their electrified campsites were completely booked up for this weekend, and we would really like to stay through the weekend.

We drove through and checked out the Elk Rock campsites anyway, and it looked like actually, yes, there was electricity at the campsites, and drinking water from the outdoor taps. That sign was apparently referring only to the bathrooms and showers, which are in fact completely locked up, so don't know why they felt the need to specify water and electricity was off when they could just say the bathrooms were shut down.

Anyway, we found a nice RV campsite with not too many people, found we had enough cash to pay for 5 nights, shoved it into the envelope, and settled in. Spent much of the evening setting up our tent. There's a gravel strip between the power outlet and the grass, and I really wanted to set the tent up on the grass, but the 25 foot extension cord I got barely reached to the one opening the tent had to send an electrical cord to. For some reason they put this opening on the front, cause I guess they figured people like to have their tent facing towards their electrical connectors. I managed to get the tent set up just on the edge of the grass with the power cord just barely stretched over to it. I don't know why I thought 25 feet would be enough, but we're settled now. The dogs appreciate having a nice big tent as their wrestling ring.

I went on a long odyssey out into the night to get us Taco Bell for dinner, which was a 20 minute drive away. @deilann@tech.lgbt just wanted some black bean taco supremes and a veggie power bowl. I went across to Wal-Mart to get us some snacks for the evening and some firewood. They didn't have firewood, but an employee was very helpful in giving me directions to Casey's, which he wanted to make very sure I got right and didn't get lost, as it's a left out of Wal-Mart, and then a right when you get to Main Street, and I didn't know how best to explain to him that it was the year 2024 and I had Google Maps.

I came back finally after it had gotten dark with Taco Bell and some snacks and a box of Wal-Mart firewood, and @deilann@tech.lgbt discovered his tacos were not supreme (they never are), and they had put chicken in his veggie power bowl, which he found out only after taking a bite of it. He nearly threw up from this, and this wasn't helped later on when Molly pooped in the tent. He decided to live off of the Oreos and cheese curds and Halloween candy that I had brought and the dogs enjoyed his chicken. I spent the rest of the evening setting up our Starlink and convincing our dogs that this was home now.

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Thursday, October 24th

Today I went back into Ankeny to have lunch with a friend who lives here, and who I could not meet with while Monkey was quarantined. @deilann@tech.lgbt did not get any sleep yesterday, which made him unable to help much with setting up the camp, so I wanted to let him get all the sleep he needed today.

12:29pm: I spent the morning trying to sort out as much as I could around the camp so Leo would be alright while I was gone. I unloaded most of our stuff from the Jeep, fixed some wiring on the power inverter battery that broke during our trip, and put Spider's big harness on him after he slipped out of his little one and went exploring the woods on his own. Monkey, Spider, and Molly have all been fighting over the chew toys that Monkey had absolutely no interest in before. I went into town and got us some more firewood. Leo is still asleep and I don't want to wake him, but he should have access to everything he needs for me to be gone a few hours. Leaving for Ankeny now with plenty of time to make a 1:30 lunch appointment.

12:45pm: Leo is awake, and telling me that the one thing I didn't get out of the Jeep is the thing that has his pills in it, which he absolutely does need while I'm gone, so turning around to give him those. Should get to Ankeny around 2:00 now.

4:43pm: Had a nice lunch. Then went searching for Belgian wild ale, which always seems to pair perfectly well with a damp autumn day in the woods. I was hoping to find some Hanssens, but the best I could find at the fanciest beer shop in Des Moines was some Monk's Cafe Flemish Sour, which is also okay for this weather. Apparently it rained a bit while I was gone, but Leo was able to get most of our stuff into the tent. We are forecast to get a little bit of rain tonight, doesn't look like more than a quarter inch or so. I've got most of our stuff in the tent, except for the firewood and the dog's food bowls, which shouldn't be harmed by a little drizzle.

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Friday, October 25th

Last night we had an absolute torrential downpour. Wind was blowing hard and rain was driving non-stop for hours. Impressively, our tent held up very well. I'm glad I took the time to stake down the extra guy lines and tie all the ties on the rainfly. I thought I had bought a 12-pack of hand warmers at Fleet Farm, though on closer inspection of the package, it was a single hand-warmer that said it lasted for 12 hours, which Leo had already used. It's gotten pretty cold the last couple nights, so we definitely needed something to warm us. I went out in the rainstorm to Wal-Mart and found us some battery-powered electrical ones, which will be a very nice long-term solution as long as we have electricity to charge them.

When I got back to the camp, I found that the power was out. We made do with flashlights and other battery-operated devices (glad I bought a Switch Lite for situations like this), but didn't have any power for our Starlink setup, so no wifi. It also meant we couldn't charge the hand warmers I'd gotten.

I was getting ready for bed, pulled out the DC adapter for my CPAP, and was getting ready to grab the big car battery I have for it out of the Jeep, when I looked at the electrical panel, and saw that actually the GFCI had tripped. This makes a bit of sense, since the end of the extension cord wasn't actually long enough to reach all the way into the tent, and instead part of the cord of our power strip plugs into it outside, so I'm sure that connection was getting very wet. I reset it and things have been good since then.

I was able to charge the warmer, and it was very nice to have in the cold tonight. Our forecast lows have been around 34 degrees, and the sleeping bags I got said they were comfort-rated for 20-30 degrees, but I think I and the sleeping bag manufacturer have different notions of comfort. Still, I got good sleep. Leo apparently did not get any sleep, as he said one or the other of the dogs had been running him ragged all night, so he's not up to doing much today.

Also today, I walked for 2 hours in order to poop. The only working toilet at the camp is a pit latrine by the boat launch, about 3 miles walk from the campsites, as why would you want to put an outhouse near to where people camp? It took me a little under an hour to walk there, and for the walk back I thought I'd be clever and take the more direct route, as the road curves around a fair bit, so I walked along the shore until near to our campsite, then went through the woods.

The shore includes a pretty deep inlet that I had to walk the long way around, and the woods here are super thick with underbrush that I definitely wouldn't have been able to navigate without the GPS on my phone, as there was maybe 20 feet of visibility. This is why I prefer coniferous forests.

A lot of people are moving into the nearby campsites here for the weekend, and Monkey has been freaking out at every new neighbor, as quite a few of them brought dogs.

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